Sunday, November 30, 2014

HEINOUS ACTS (Review) - BITS 2014


review by AARON ALLEN

Directed and written by Tim Hannigan

Starring: Shonna Brown, James Burns, Daniel Cristofori, Claudia Wit, Luke Gallo,
Sydney Kondruss, James McDougall, Paul Ferguson, Pat Hannigan, James Burns

On Sunday, November 30th, the indie horror anthology Heinous Acts made its world debut at The Blood in the Snow Canadian Film Festival. Undeniably raw and very, very rough around the edges, the trio of terror tales comprising Heinous Acts don't exactly scare up many thrills or chills. However, it's clear from this tenderfoot horror feature that writer-director Tim Hannigan has definite potential as a filmmaker.

A police file clerk sneaks the new cleaning girl into the evidence room to impress her with some of the department's most grisly and horrifying cases:


A woman who suspects that her father is cheating on her mother with a prostitute sneaks into his house and uncovers a deranged family secret in the crawlspace. 


The crew of a would-be reality show gets more than they bargain for when they venture out into the forest to investigate the rural legend of Weird Willie, a deranged murderer believed to live in the woods ever since butchering and eating his family.


After an accident that claimed the life of his wife and baby, a man struggles with amnesia and a haunting supernatural presence that forces him to confront his true self. 

Heinous Acts has a lot of problems, none of which are uncommon in independent low-budget features. It suffers from sound problems, wooden acting, terrible music, predictable plot-lines, weak visuals, and unconvincing special effects owing to a lack of resources. It's also not terribly scary. All that being said, I didn't leave the BITS premiere of Heinous Acts dwelling on the negatives. For all its flaws, Heinous Acts also shows a tremendous amount of talent and wit on the part of writer-director Tim Hannigan.

The script of Heinous Acts has some really great ideas. Each of the segments is unique and either surprisingly funny or intriguing. I was not expecting this anthology to have so many great lines and story premises. The actors aren't always up to the challenge, but it's really apparent that the script for Heinous Acts knows exactly what it's doing. The "Rural Myths" segment, in particular, is both creepy and extremely fun "The Baby Monitor," although dragged down by some serious melodrama, also verges on the truly creepy. You really have to admire a filmmaker like Hannigan for tackling such an ambitious project and, despite its technical follies, still rising above it all as an emerging writer-director to keep your eye on. If Heinous Acts is Hannigan's first big film, then I fully expect we'll be seeing much bigger and better things from him down the road.

Friday, November 28, 2014

EJECTA (Review) - BITS 2014

EJECTA (2014)

review by AARON ALLEN

Directed by Chad Archibald and Matt Wiele
Written by Tony Burgess

Starring Julian Richings, Lisa Houle, Adam Seybold, 

Somewhere along the way, alien invasion films lost their edge. 

The image of UFOs, strange beings from beyond the stars, and the terror of alien abduction have become so over-played in popular culture that there's nothing really alien about them anymore. The films of the 1950s turned these scenarios into camp while the 1980s tried to bring them back with a heavy dose of body horror that has for whatever reason (I blame CGI) fallen out of favor with audiences. Now, alien invasion films are far more comfortable than they are disturbing. They're safe. Fodder for bloated, explosion-filled summer blockbusters. Then comes EJECTA, the latest film from the Canadian movie house Foresight Features. Pinned down by a pitch-perfect performance by Julian Richings as an alien abduction survivor, supplied with intriguing ideas and dialogue by rebel writer Tony Burgess (Pontypool), and duo-directed by Chad Archibald and Matt Wiele, Ejecta triumphantly puts the "alien" back in alien invasion. It's a subtle, tense, and never completely comfortable hour and 20 minutes of alien horror meets torture drama. Next to Exit HumanityEjecta is without a doubt the greatest film to come out of Foresight Features.

40 years ago, William Cassidy (Julian Richings) had an interaction with an extraterrestrial being that left something behind in his mind. Now a recluse who blogs under a pseudonym about his extraterrestrial experiences and theories, Cassidy cannot sleep more than a few hours a night because he is tortured by strange sensations, feelings, and ideas that pass through him like a conduit from unseen alien forces. Sometimes he even wakes up covered in blood, or walking down a highway, or two states over with absolutely no memory of how he got there. It is during one of these blackouts that he contacts Joe Sullivan (Adam Seybold), a young UFO researcher and conspiracy theorist, and invites him to a secluded location on the night of a large solar flare event. A solar flare event that knocks something dark and alien out of the sky. The film then switches back and forth between scenes of Cassidy as he's interrogated and tortured by the military and the found footage from Sullivan's camera that reveals what exactly happened on that fateful night of the solar event. Something has made contact with the earth. And it is not friendly.
They're heeeeeere
Ejecta was shot for a very modest budget, but it uses its resources extremely well. Directors Chad Archibald and Matt Wiele turn in a very polished and professional film. By keeping the aliens on the margins of the story -- creeping in the dark just on the edge of the clearing, plummeting from the sky in a frustratingly shadowy and undefinable craft, or emanating from Julian Richings's voice as disembodied gods -- Ejecta avoids the cliches of many other alien horror films. Instead, Ejecta focuses its attention on Richings's wonderfully weary performance as a man whose gifted touch with the cosmos has cursed him with nothing but pain and confusion. He is Icarus but instead of heading for the sun on wings of wax the sun came, uninvited and unstoppable, to him. Whether he's speaking to Sullivan's camera or facing off against a cruel military interrogator played by Lisa Houle, Richings grounds the film in his embodiment of this alienated and tortured character.
Julian Richings is electric in more ways than one
Truth be told, Ejecta does get a bit tedious around the third act when we're presented with the found footage of Cassidy and Sullivan's encounter with some deadly aliens. It's a lot of the shaky cam and barely-can-see-anything-in-the-dark cost-cutting cinematography that mars far too many low budget POV horror films. There are some genuinely scary moments in these sequences, but there are just as many lame jump scares and nauseatingly blurry camera movements. Ejecta is best and most frightening when Richings has full command of the screen, either monologing like a master or completely crushing it in scenes of physical contortion. Lisa Houle, by comparison, seems to have a hard time keeping up without resorting to making some very hammy performance choices.
E.T gets creepy
If you're looking for some modest but satisfying sci-fi horror thrills from a narrative that keeps itself always just slightly off-center from what you expect or are used to seeing, you're going to enjoy Ejecta. Ejecta is definitely a can't-miss film at this year's Blood in the Snow Film Festival.

Ejecta will have its Toronto Premiere this Saturday, November 29th at the 2014 BLOOD IN THE SNOW CANADIAN FILM FESTIVAL.

7:00 pm
Ejecta w. Uncommon Enemies
November 29th, 2014
The Blood in the Snow Canadian Film Festival
Carlton Cinemas- 20 Carlton St. Toronto, ON.



review by AARON ALLEN

Written and Directed by Matt O'Mahoney

Starring Adam Boys, Kasey Ryne Mazak, Ken Tsui, Gabrielle Giraud, Dwayne Bryshun

Bloody Knuckles feels a lot like a long lost Troma film. 

It has all the earmarks of early 90s Troma classics: melting green goo, dick jokes, racial stereotypes, juvenile politically incorrect humour, and plenty of on-screen mutilation. In fact, Bloody Knuckles would fit right at home on the VHS shelf next to The Toxic Avenger or The Class of Nuke'Em High except for one thing: Bloody Knuckles hails not from Tromaville but the good old Great White North of Canada!

You have to hand it to the special effects in Bloody Knuckles
Adam Boys plays Travis, the creator of an offensive underground comic book specializing in the tasteless satire of current events and taboo culture. Whether its the depiction of a gay superhero called Homo Dynamous eviscerating Neo-Nazis or abortion doctors dousing Pro-Life protesters with buckets of fetal chum, Travis's vulgar illustrations have earned him a place in the underground art community. That is until one of his issues angers a Chinese crime syndicate and they respond by kidnapping him, beating him up, and amputating his right hand! Through the magic of absurd cinema, however, Travis's hand returns from the dead and embarks on a quest to drag Travis out of his depression, dispatch the bad guys, get the girl, and get back to making disgusting art.

The Dragons come to collect on a five-finger discount
Bloody Knuckles is undeniably vulgar and gory, but not all that funny in the end. The premise is wonderfully absurd and instantly engaging, and its Tromaesque antics exactly are what fans of off-beat and oddball cinema crave, but it's bogged own by a needlessly heavy-handed message about censorship and artistic freedom that sticks out like a sore thumb. I can't quite put my finger on it, but Bloody Knuckles lacks the right tone of juvenile je ne sais quoi required to pull off its series of gags and one-liners. For a film that includes a reanimated hand, a sadomasochistic gay vigilante, and a background subplot about a violent uprising against artists in Canada, Bloody Knuckles conducts itself with far too much seriousness and restraint. What could have been a big old fist punching at the subversive prostate of comedy ends up as a High School finger banging around the erogenous zones of funny. Sometimes less is not always more, especially when wooden acting is what takes its place.

Warrior of the Wasteland, the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah
I appreciate the premise and the film's staunch anti-censorship message, but Bloody Knuckles doesn't quite crack for me in the comedy department. It's low-budget special effects, however, deserve nothing less than a thumbs up.

Bloody Knuckles will have its Toronto Premiere this Saturday, November 29th at the 2014 BLOOD IN THE SNOW CANADIAN FILM FESTIVAL.

9:30 pm
Bloody Knuckles w. O Come All Ye Zombies
November 29th, 2014
The Blood in the Snow Canadian Film Festival
Carlton Cinemas- 20 Carlton St. Toronto, ON.

Thursday, November 27, 2014



review by AARON ALLEN

Directed by Audrey Cummings
Written by Chris Gamble

Starring Alysa King, Samora Smallwood, Bart Rochon, Aaron Chartrand

On Halloween night, a trio of murderers in pig masks terrorize a teenage babysitter in this by-the-numbers Canadian home invasion thriller. Berkshire County is certainly not so "good to the last oink," as the slogan on the killers' very conspicuous truck exclaims, but it will definitely find something to make you squeal.

Kylie Winters (Alysa King) is having a horrible Halloween. After being pressured by her meat-headed crush (Aaron Chartrand) into giving a blowjob at a party, Kylie now finds herself being bullied and slut-shamed by her schoolmates, parents, and other adults in the community after a video of the act is intentionally leaked. Feeling completely isolated, Kylie takes a babysitting gig on Halloween night at a very large estate out in the boonies. Not too long after she gets the kids off to bed, however, a lone trick-or-treater -- a mute boy in a pig mask -- comes knocking on the door. And he's not alone. Soon Kylie must find the inner strength to survive a home invasion, kidnapping, and torture at the hands of  three diabolical (and not so little) piggies.

These pigs do some huffing and puffing of their own.
Berkshire County is a completely derivative home-invasion slasher that regurgitates elements we've seen before time and time again in the wake of John Carpenter's Halloween, Wes Craven's Scream, and Bryan Bertino's The Strangers. Audiences familiar with these genre films and their copycats will be able to peg exactly where Berkshire County is heading almost beat by beat. Make no mistake, Berkshire County is a certainly a competent copycat that means well, but it doesn't seem to have any real desire to deviate from the How to Make a Generic Horror Movie manual it's been given. There are several moments where it looks like Berkshire County is going to defy expectation or do something rare (especially in the case of its pint-sized pig mask killer), but it always returns safely to its upright and locked position. A little more originality and fewer loud noise jump scares would have been appreciated.

"Hey there Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good..."
That being said, Alysa King as Kylie holds the film together with her conservative portrayal of a young woman in peril. Her character is a great 21st century update to the conventional Final Girl character. Turn on the news and you'll see several high-profile cases of teens who were raped or sexually manipulated and then bullied to the point of suicide because of it. It's a grim, sad reality that too many teens have to deal with in the age of the internet. Putting Kylie in the same position lends a real credibility to her struggle, even as the film drifts into  auto-pilot plot mode. King makes Kylie feel like a real person with true human courage. I've seen a lot of wannabe slasher films full of bland, unmotivated masked tormentors chasing screaming teens, but King's final girl is without a doubt one of the most sympathetic heroines to come around.

Berkshire County will have its Canadian Premiere this Friday, November 28th at the 2014 BLOOD IN THE SNOW CANADIAN FILM FESTIVAL. The first screening is sold-out, but a second screening has been added.

7:00 pm & 9:45 pm
Berkshire County w. Serpent’s Lullaby
November 28th, 2014
The Blood in the Snow Canadian Film Festival
Carlton Cinemas- 20 Carlton St. Toronto, ON.

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Win tickets to HEINOUS ACTS @ Blood in the Snow (November 30)

Win two tickets to the World Premiere of the Canadian horror anthology HEINOUS ACTS at the Blood in the Snow Canadian Film Festival: November 30, 2014 @ 2pm.

A small town police force has examined some of the most unspeakable acts imaginable. When their file clerk breaks into the records room late at night to impress the new cleaning girl, he tells her the stories behind four of the most heinous crimes ever investigated.

DEADLINE: 12am on Thursday, November 27, 2014 (ET)

One winner will be selected at random and notified at midnight.

Heinous Acts w. Trick or Treat
Sunday, November 30, 2014 at 2pm.
Carlton Cinemas
20 Carlton St
Toronto, ON

Blood in the Snow Canadian Film Festival - 2014

Want to find the best in Canadian horror? Look no further than the Blood in the Snow Canadian Film Festival, which returns for another phenomenal year of blood and guts at the Carlton Cinemas November 28th - 30th.

Tickets have been selling out exceptionally fast, but with a premiere-studded lineup this sensational, how could it not? Advance tickets and festival passes are still available at Grab them before they're gone for good!

November 28th

7:00 pm: Berkshire County w. Serpent’s Lullaby

Damned Selfie
The Makeover
Massacre at Femur Creek
Greater Than
Malleus Maleficarum

9:45 pm: Berkshire County w. Serpent’s Lullaby just added!
11:45 pm: opening night party

November 29th

4:00 pm: Queen of Blood w. The Table
7:00 pm: Ejecta w. Uncommon Enemies 
7:15 pm: BITS SHORT FILM SHOWCASE just added!
9:30 pm: Bloody Knuckles w. O Come All Ye Zombies
11:59 pm: Teddy Bomb w. No Pets Allowed

November 30th

1:45 pm: BITS Seminar: Surviving the festival and distribution world
2:00 pm: Heinous Acts w. Trick or Treat
4:00 pm: Kingdom Come w. Domestic Blood
4:15 pm: Black Mountain Side w. The Resurrections of Clarence Neveldine just added!
6:45 pm: Black Mountain Side w. The Resurrections of Clarence Neveldine
7:00 pm: Kingdom Come w. Domestic Blood just added!
9:30 pm – closing night party and awards

Friday, October 31, 2014

HORROR-RAMA: George Mihalka (My Bloody Valentine) Loves Canadian Horror Fans

The legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on......

Today is Halloween but all I can think about is Valentine's Day. My Bloody Valentine, to be precise. One of the greatest horror slashers ever made, and one of the best Canadian horror films ever put on film in the 1980s, the original My Bloody Valentine is a true cult classic that endures to this day. And this weekend at Horror-Rama, Toronto's only all-horror fan convention, you can come geek out over My Bloody Valentine with its director and esteemed convention guest GEORGE MIHALKA.

Mihalka will be appearing November 1st and 2nd at Horror-Rama, and the director of cult classics like My Bloody Valentine, Blue Man, and The Psychic has some exciting news about brand new horror projects in the works.

Mihalka tells Horror in the Hammer, "I am currently developing a few horror projects: "Revelations" and "Death Rattle" to name a couple. I have decided to come back to my roots and explore new stories to scare the bejeezus out of my fans. I will keep everyone posted as things move along. I will have some cool international and classic North American posters, cool postcards, and some never seen before 8x10 pictures from My Bloody Valentine to offer the fans who come and visit me at Horror-Rama."

Mihalka is no stranger to the horror fan community and has nothing but praise for the fans he meets at events like Horror-Rama.

"Horror fans are the most loyal and dedicated fans of any genre," Mihalka says. "I love their eclectic tastes, their informed questions and opinions. Frankly, sometimes I think they know more about my film than I do."

"Canadian horror fans are the most knowledgeable fans I have met," he continues. "Not only are they aware of what's going on in North America, they also have an astute knowledge of international films such as European, Asian and South American. I am always moved by the love and pride they display towards Canadian horror films, and of course their love of My Bloody Valentine never ceases to touch me... It makes me proud to have made a film that resonates so strongly with Canadian fans."

Come share your love of horror and My Bloody Valentine with Mihalka and other exciting HORROR-RAMA guests such as Tom Savini (Dawn of the Dead), Barbara Magnolfi (Suspiria), Nivek Ogre (Repo! The Genetic Opera), Barbie Wilde (Hellraiser II), Lisa Marie (Ed Wood), and so many more this weekend in Toronto: November 1 & 2.